Made-up words.

My spell-check is useless here.



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Here is a "dictionary" of my personal words. (Yes. They're real, dammit. "Well, not to the rest of the world, Shelby." I don't care about the rest of the world. So NYYAAAA. XP) x33



Don't expect this to be in alphabetical order. EVER. xDD



And no, a lot of these words ARE NOT MINE. I just use them a lot. I get them from various books, tv, people around me, ect...



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Shelby's Terms and phrases. (And other things I'm sure you don't understand.)



Happy-making - Makes me/you happy (You can pretty much use any emotion and put -making after it, and BLAM, it's a word.)



Mad-making - Makes me/you mad



Sad-making - Make me/you sad



Happy-missing - Does not make me/you happy. (The above rule applies here, too. Just replace -making with -missing.)



Logic-missing - Stupid.



Mastercard - The best. Priceless.



Visa - Basically, everywhere you want to be.



Capitol One - This one's a little tricky. It basically means, It's in my pocket. Or, It's in my pocket, gimme a second to get my pants to release it.

Example: Person: "Hey, Shelby, let me see that note you found on the ground." Me: "Oh, Capitol One, Kitten."



Kitten - It's just what I call everyone. I used to call everyone "babe" until I almost got a harissment charge against me. xD



Whatsit - It could be anything. Really. "Hand me that Whatsit. No, the Whatsit next to it." It's a rather confusing term when you're dealing with logic-missing people.



Harissment - Harassment. Just a better way of saying it.



LAY-deez - How you turn everyday sentences into sexual Harissment. "Can you hand me that Whatsit, LAY-deez?" Works every time. Try it.



No-phone - An invisible cell phone. I'm really the only one in my "group of friends" that has one. Besides Saa.



WHAT? - It's a color. Mostly used in the color game.



The Color Game - Ooookkkaaayyyy. So, when someone farts/burps/ects... The first person to hear (or the poor bastard who first smells)/ Whoever did it, yells the first color. The first person to repeat a color, or the last person to say a color has to make the most embarassing sex noise/ take off an article of clothing.



Fucklight - A car game. I'm sure it goes my many other names around the world. When one headlight on a car is dimmer than another on the same car, the first person to see shouts "FUCKLIGHT!" and then hits the roof of the car you're in. The last person to hit the roof takes off an article of clothing.



Out-Of-Car (OOC) Fucklight - Same rules, but it's the last person to hit a power-pole/building/parked car/ect... loses.

Other rules to OOCF: You cannot turn around/walk backwards to hit a power-pole/building/parked car/ ect... It must be in front of you, and it cannot be alive. You gotta race for it. xDD (The sidewalk/road/curb/ ect... does not count.)



Power-pole - The things powerlines are strung across. Not to be confused with stripping poles. (-coughcoughSeancoughcough-)



Eeeggyyynuuughhhyaaaeeooopp.... tah - Roughly translates into: "Give me a second to get a hold of my tongue, please."



Werewolfish - Feverish



Vampirey - Nippy/Chilly/Cold



Oo-er - Like, "Ooo. That's perverted."



Phwoar - WOAH.



Stop acting like Bella - Quit being so complain-y.



Let's go shopping! : D - Translates to: "I want to go shopping but, like usual, I'm broke. Can I spend your money instead?" xDD



Wii Condom - The Wiimote cover-whatsits. They cover the Wiimote.

A forever - 50 years. Like, "A forever and a half," is 75 years.

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Yeah, that's about it. That I can think of. xDD

THERE. Now complain that you don't know what I'm saying. XP